Humans have ruined the environment and killed off their own kind! Twenty? We're al... Yea mom, I can't go to the lake. There's no going back, Stan. Cartman: Suck my balls.Ms. You mean Towelie?Military Leader: (speaks into the two-way radio) Echo, this is Garrett. Terms of Use • Pretty sweet, huh? There it is. They're my friends!Evil Towel: They aren't your friends! Kyle: I don't have to go to the lake!Cartman: Awesome!Kyle:She says that's fine, but I still have to go to baseball practice.Stan: Oh yeah, we've got baseball practice tonight. That's all it is, sliding down a cable. You're the little Jewish boy, right? Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. Meta • Thirty seconds?Stan: Oh, crap!Evil Towel: You're going to have to choose between saving their lives AND getting high.Towelie: You assholeCartman: Towelie! What a dick!”, “Mom! Step to the left and clap your hands. Hey, this is... Jesus, is Cartman still in the bathroom? I couldn't believe what I was seeing. How could you do this? © 2020 TV Fanatic We're almost to level 20! Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel.Stan: What?Towelie: When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold. She says that's fine... Don't forget to bring a towel. | Kyle: (to Stan about the Gamesphere) Wow, dude. If you believe that any Site Content infringes upon your copyright, please notify us by email support@quotecatalog.com. What? Cartman: Suck my balls.Ms. No, Stan's having emotional pro... You see kids, the Army hasn't been telling the truth. Butters, people can't just go around beating up people who have diabetes! Present them. Kyle: What the hell are you doing telling people we're a gay couple?Cartman: Oh, heard that through the grapevine, did you? Hey Cartman! Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. Stan: There it is. Kyle's almost there!Evil Towel: Go ahead, Towelie. What the hell is this? Step to the left and clap your hands. This time I swear I won't make albums or movies.Stan: That's what you said last time, but obviously we must now resort to more drastic measures. Drop them.Towelie: No way! About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Ms. Choksondik: Boys, watch your language! It was like having the life sucked out of you. If we're Jewish, are we gonna go to hell? Okay... Are you sure?Cartman: Yes! © 2020 TV Fanatic - Kyle Broflovski Stan: What's that?Kyle: Don't know, but it kicks ass. I have awesome news! (pauses) You wanna get high?Kyle: No, we don't want to get high.Towelie: Oh. (uses magnifying glass to burn the doll)Kyle: (voicing Jennifer Lopez) Oh God it burns! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!”, “Why? You got Randy ... What the hell are you doing telling people we're a gay couple? Kyle: How can you sit there and collect money on a show about a fat child killing himself? Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. Awesome! Dude, it's got 128 gigaher... What are you doing? Military Leader: Hello, boys. It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's sep... Suck my balls. There are people starving in Alabama! (Stan & Kyle torture a Jennifer Lopez doll)Stan: So, we meet again, Jennifer Lopez!Kyle: (voicing Jennifer Lopez) No, no, please! Shit! I'm the one who found Stan's aborted brother in the trash can and blackmailed his mom into getting the Gamesphere! | The Jewish population isn't dying out, fatass, it's growing! And then I saw what network it was on: The Learning Channel. So, we meet again, Jennifer Lopez! Nationality: Tynacorp Leader: You see kids, the Army hasn't been telling the truth.Kyle: Dude, we don't care.Tynacorp Leader: They wanted to turn these towels into human killers.Kyle: DUDE, WE DON'T CARE! How did shamelessness get to this? Kyle: Just be careful you don't end up naked and jackin' it in San Diego.Stan: What the hell does that mean? Got a little left, chicken and ham. Step to the left and clap your hands. South Park Quotes. Kyle: No dude, since you got your feelings so hurt for being ripped on, now we think you're a pussy. Step to the left and clap your hands. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Did it start with fat people on scooters? South Park Quotes. It burns!Stan: Scream for me, bitch! Kyle: The Jewish population isn't dying out, fatass, it's growing!Cartman: What?Marcus: This is Marcus with InSecurity, is everything alright?Cartman: Yeah, I just heard some troubling news and it set off my InSecurity. Best Kyle Broflovski Quotes. © 2020 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. Bunch of perverts if you ask me. Step to the left and clap your hands. Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. W... How can you sit there and collect money on a show about a fat ch... Maybe it was us. The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!" Stan: Jesus, is Cartman still in the bathroom?Kyle: Hey Cartman! Are you giving birth in there or what?Cartman: Let a man take a crap.Stan: Dude, he's in there punishing my toilet.Kyle: Yeah, that poor, poor thing. Make your decision.Towelie: I choose I choose Both! Kyle: I've been thinking. Get away from me, evil towel! We're children!Stan: It's alright we can still play for 6 more hours, and then we can go play baseball.Towelie: (walks in) Don't forget to bring a towel!Kyle: Oh, no.Towelie : When you're playing sports, the sweat can get in your face. The Okama Game Sphere.Kyle: Dude, it's got 128 gigahertz d-ram. Dad! I don't know, but maybe somehow we lowered the ... Kyle, I'm trying to make compelling television. Because (holds up a joint) I know your weakness. Privacy Statement • I've got a Code 5 in (checks map) Park County, Colorado. Their time is over! (Towelie walks away. Real Kyle: So you intended us for us to go ziplining all along? If they can feel okay about that, why can't I? No, no, please! Hundreds of thousands of votes from all the swing states.Kyle: I don't believe it.Cartman: No really, there are states full of swingers. Token: Kyle, I'm trying to make compelling television.Kyle: You got Randy Newman to do the theme song, you're not trying that hard. A shameful, fat family eating white-trash food, to their deaths? Evil Towel: What are you doing?Towelie: Get away from me, evil towel!Evil Towel: Towelie, listen to me Let them go. Where's your sense of shame?Token: I can remember exactly where I was the first time I saw Honey Boo Boo. And you give Cartman a million dollars? What? It was like having the life sucked out of you. Cartman: Pretty sweet, huh?Kyle: What the hell is this?Cartman: What's it look like? No, Stan's having emotional problems and I need to help Stan through it. That's why Towelie says, don't forget to bring a towel!Stan: Okay!Kyle: Thanks Towelie.Towelie: You wanna get high?Kyle: No. Kyle: Mister Father! Don't let go, you goddamn towel! When you get out of the... Hello, boys. Choksondik: Present them.Cartman: What?Ms. Gosh we love that chicken and ham. Your notice should include (a) a description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed; (b) the URL where the allegedly infringing Site Content is located; (c) your full name, postal address, telephone number, and email address; (d) a statement that you have a good faith belief that the use of the allegedly infringing material on our Sites is not authorized; (e) your physical or electronic signature; and (f) a statement that you are the copyright owner or an authorized agent of the copyright owner. Or did it start way before that? Kyle from South Park soundboard with over 150 quotes. With Cartman singing about his vagina. Go away, you stupid towel! I guess, one. United States Of America. (Towelie reaches over to puff on the joint, as Kyle grabs the Gamesphere in the nick of time.). You're gonna stop bullying. So you intended us for us to go ziplining all along? Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. You're the luckiest kid in South Park. YeaOkI willOk, thanks mom. It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's sep... Suck my balls. Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!! It's the towels' turn now.Kyle: (continues reaching for the Gamesphere) I-I've almost got it!Evil Towel: You're going to let them go, Towelie. I just cut off your face and ate it!Cartman: That's so cool! It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. Kyle: (talking to his mom on the phone) Yea mom, I can't go to the lake. Why, Stan? Goddamn it!Cartman: We shouldn't have this many responsibilities. That's all it is,... Just be careful you don't end up naked and jackin' it in San Die... You're gonna stop bullying. The Okama Game Sphere. )Stan: Dude, this is gonna be one long ass day. All rights reserved. !”, “So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.”. Based on co-creator Matt Stone, Kyle is a member of the only Jewish family in South Park. Gosh we love that chicken and ham. Choksondik: Present them.Cartman: What?Ms. He's got (asks Cartman) What is it?Cartman: Date-rape psychosis.Kyle: Date-rape something. How are you doing? How many iPod nanos is friendship worth? What? Discover and share Kyle Broflovski Quotes. "Mom! (Towelie eyes the joint in the Evil Towel's hand)Evil Towel: Here, you can reach it Come on, Towelie. That's why Towelie says "Always keep an extra towel in your duffel bag".Stan: Okay, we will.Towelie: All right! )Stan: Oh, dude did you see that? Kyle: Yeah. Why, Stan?Real Stan: If you signed up 3 friends...you got an iPod nano.Real Kyle: You sold us out for an iPod nano?! How long's it been since you had an nice burn, huh? Wow, dude. I repeat, Code 5, Park County, Colorado.Cartman: What, dude? Whip them out and I'll ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Many lines about farting in Kyle's mouth, "Yummy yummy I want Cartman's farts in my tummy" Enjoy. (The Military Leader and soldier drive away. About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. We have to ask you something. It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. You're the luckiest kid in South Park.Cartman: Hey, this is all of ours! “That's all there is; there isn't anymore.” —Ethel Barrymore, “This is terrible, dude. Whip them out and I'll ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Permalink: Don't mind Kyle, everyone. Present them. Got a little left, chicken and ham. We just want our Okama Gamesphere. Fine. I don't know, but maybe somehow we lowered the bar, a long time ago, And now we're all sitting here, in the stink of it all. Kyle Broflovski is one of South Park's main characters, along with Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. How are you doing?Stan: Fine.Military Leader: Say, boys, this may sound a little odd, but Have you seen a talking towel around anywhere?Kyle: What? Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I'll suck 'em. Priest Maxi: Oh. Dad! Stan: Yeah now you're a pussy, pussaholic. I don't have to go to the lake! Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I'll suck 'em. And then I started thinking: maybe it was us. I have awesome news! Step to the left and clap your hands.