In the olden days, back at school, when you were being punished for some minor infraction by a PE teacher with an intellectual inferiority complex, making you run a lap of the track in a vest and your underwear, the rain whipping cold against your face, did you ever think: wouldn’t it be good if this were a TV show? It is the pure honour of being crowned the winner of the show. Because someone at Channel 4 did, once, and now, five seasons in, we love SAS: Who Dares Wins (Sunday, 9pm, Channel 4) and its crew of shouting men: Guy With Beard And The Voice Of A Child, Grizzled Northerner, That One Who Can’t Relax Any More Because He Had Too Many Grenades Thrown At Him, and That Sinister Wiry Lad With The Demeanour Of An Extremely Nasty Drug Dealer. The … Katie Price, Anthea Turner and Brendan Cole are among the stars taking part in the new series of Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins. It will mark a return to television for glamour model and TV star Price, who was recently declared bankrupt and also ordered to pay ex-husband Alex Reid £25,000 as a result of misusing private information about his sex life. Chief instructor Ant Middleton and his team Foxy, Billy, Ollie and new member Jay will put the celebrities through the toughest course yet in a derelict farmstead on the remote island of Raasay, where they will be exposed to punishing weather and volatile seas. 2 Series, 11 Episodes. Water torture… Ant Middleton in SAS: Who Dares Wins. There is no other prize.” Then they walk out, dazed, into the Scottish countryside. TV. With SAS Australia (formerly Who Dares Wins) set to get a reboot this year, Channel Seven are pulling out all stops to make it a success. Tap ‘Menu’ and then ‘Times Radio’ to listen to the latest well-informed debate, expert analysis and breaking news. "They think they know what’s coming but trust me, they are going to get the absolute shock of their lives.”. Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins. The shortened form "Qui Audet" is also heard on the second episode of Pennyworth . Five ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS's secret selection process and put 30 men through it, in the ultimate test of their physical and - more importantly - psychological resilience. “You suffered for weeks for no reason at all, and now you have my respect. You see them get barked awake at 3am and jump to alertness in the middle of a mud-strewn bunker; you see them crash through bramble in pitch-black darkness; you see them panic when they are handed a weapon and shouted at to fire. They will be joined by reality star Joey Essex, TV presenter Helen Skelton, former Wimbledon footballer John Fashanu, Hollyoaks actress Nikki Sanderson, YouTube star Jack Maynard, Paralympian Lauren Steadman, Rudimental DJ, Locksmith and Radio 1Xtra DJ Yasmin Evans as well as former boxing champion Tony Bellew.