Show me how to punch a guy! One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Dr. Burton: Thank you for that responding to my request of my concentration, Dr. Meridian. Or, in your case, beer and pizza! You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Now, *oh*, black rubber. This is all one giant death trap. Thank you! Not every girl makes a superhero's night table. Pity I can't see behind the mask. The Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat? I'm afraid Master Dick has gone traveling. Showmanship! Do you hear me?! The difference? Two-Face: Ah. It was. The Riddler: [delirious] Why? No matter how you interpret it, Schumacher's take on the Batman legacy is simultaneously amusing, lavishly epic, and prone to chronic sensory overload. Dr. Chase Meridian: By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bat? Dr. Chase Meridian: He's at home. Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside Thick Skull Number One! This letter writer is a total wacko. Quotes will be submitted for approval by the RT staff. [in a sing-song voice] I'm sucking up your IQ, vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain! [dances to a techno music tune] FRED! [imitating clock timer]. Then if we're the same Bruce, help me, alright? And my favorite vitamin I might add. [looks at Two-Face's disfigurement] By the way, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking. Robin: The ground, it's all metal. Freak! Why? A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. Riddler and Two-Face could make a pretty lethal combination, figured you could use a hand. I simply love what you've done with the place. The amazing thing is that not only are we able to receive this gift, but we are able to share it with others on Christmas and every other day of the year. MAYBE! I killed them. Edward Nygma has been screaming for hours but he knows the true identity of Batman. "Too many questions. Alfred Pennyworth: No, sir. "Nightwing"? The Riddler: Hit! Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another. At least, I don't think it will. I don't think so. You know, holey. This is my brain on the Box! The Riddler: Riddle me this, what sort of a man has bats on the brain? Commissioner Gordon: [about Two-Face] Can we reason with him? For if knowledge is power... ...then a god... ...am... Was that over the top? The Riddler: Judges? [Two-Face chuckles] I can see that... sparkle in your left eye. Just like my parents. Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic. I see without seeing, to me, darkness is as clear as daylight, what am I? Ha! Your family wasn't killed by a maniac. [Edward grabs the chair that Stickley is strapped to and drags it far to face the window.] Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. You called me here for this? However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off! Batman: [Preparing to attack the Riddler's island] What do you suggest, Alfred? Dr. Meridian: Like you. Web. Dr. Chase Meridian: He'll slaughter them without thinking twice. Dr. Chase Meridian: A girl can't live by psychoses alone. Another day of wine and roses. The Riddler: Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!?! What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else? Do you understand? Wet hands and post-homicidal depression. Patient may suffer from obsessional syndrome with potential homicidal tendencies. How did you find us here?! My bosses let me change Batman. I dunno, what's a good sidekick name? Who's afraid of the big black bat? A gaggle! "Batman Forever Quotes." Jim was inspired as the Riddler. . Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. Let me demonstrate. Two-Face: I'll have a bit more, thank you. "Batboy"? The difference, showmanship. Into my head they'll go. Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! Riddle me this, riddle me that. Bruce Wayne: 1 would be A, 8 would be H, and 5 would be E. Bruce Wayne: And another name for mystery? For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. [holds up his coin] Therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damn head off! I'm... Two-Face: You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil, aren't you my friend? I can't... you still have a choice. Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! Quotes.net. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition. --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/batman_forever_quotes_812. Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. That was with the morning mail. I told you this project is terminated! Two-Face: Ladies, you spoil us! The *other car*. Do you remember me? Bruce: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?! Riddler/Edward Nygma: Surf's up, big kahuna! Batman: I read your work. [Two-Face puts his gun back to Riddler's head] This is the point. I need a name! Edward Nygma: [bursting into view] I'M BATMAN! We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! Fred Stickley: What are you doing? [Batman looks back up to the bank, Meridian does the same. Nygma, you touch that switch and... Edward Nygma: Which one? The Riddler: Oh, there's more, but only the first one's free. Fatman's one and only partner! Two-Face: Maybe, maybe not. A swarm! [Lip noises; shuts off his machine and Stickley goes back to normal; gasping and laughing] What a rush! I thought the chemistry between Val and Nicole was great, and I thought Jim was just brilliant as Riddler. My opinion? You can't understand, your family wasn't killed by a maniac! The Riddler: You betcha! Robin: [Gives Alfred a look] "Robin". Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat? Batman Forever Riddler Quotes Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that will last forever. Dr. Chase Meridian: Oh, we could give it a try. And when I was out there tonight, I imagined it was him that I was fighting, even when I was fighting you. [Two-Face pushes the button, Riddler is doing well, Batman and Robin getting closer to NygmaTech], [Two-Face destroys the Batboat, Robin evacuates and Batboat is sinking]. Its Dr. Meridian, Chase... you remember me? Batman: Agreed. It keeps me safe when I'm... jogging at night! [punches out cop]. Chase promptly puts her coat back on. If Bruce Wayne could have given his life for your family, he would have. Tom Lee Jones played Harvey Two Face. I'm sorry to bother you sir. More power! The other car. Alfred Pennyworth: I'm sorry to bother you, sir. A friend told me that. Feeding me, credit card numbers, bank codes, sexual fantasies, and little white lies. Dick: Bruce, whenever you go all night, I'll be watching and wherever Batman goes, I'm gonna be right beside him. The absolutely fabulous Dr. Chase Meridian! His only escape may be to purge the fixation. You are fired, or should I say... terminated? I can't tell you if you don't say please! [Alfred brings an envelope to Bruce, who's watching news reports on the Riddler]. The Riddler: I hope they can find the little black box. Two-Face: One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Batman Forever When Tim Burton and Michael Keaton announced that they'd had enough of the Batman franchise, director Joel Schumacher stepped in (with Burton as coproducer) to make this action-packed extravaganza starring Val Kilmer as the caped crusader. That is, if you'll... spare my life for just a few moments. In grade school it was guys with earrings. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. Commissioner Gordon arrives. Bruce Wayne: Mr. E. Nygma. I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. Batman Forever Quotes. Dr. Chase Meridian: I don't mind the work. - Well, let's just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent. FIRED! And Tommy Lee Jones, of course all you had to do was turn on the camera and you’re going to get a great performance. Robin: I can't promise I won't kill Harvey. He took my whole life. Chase. Kill the Bat! Batman: It's the car, right? Bastard! His coin. [Two-Face feigns modesty] Just think of it, a few bullets hit home, a quick splash of blood, and then what? Bruce Wayne: I was scared at first, but only at first. The Riddler: Harvey! 20 Oct. 2020. And nothing brings out the Batman like a little murder and mayhem, baby. Batman: "Every man's got to go his own way." One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? Babies starve, politicians grow fat. And my favorite vitamin might I add. This acrobat turned orphan like Saturday morning cartoons and dreams one day being... ... bare naked with a girl! [sees Batman crash through the ceiling] Your entrance was good; his was better. On your way. Let's get real. Alfred Pennyworth: Actually, he took the car. Boasting a redesigned Batmobile and plenty of new Bat hardware, Batman Forever also introduces Robin the Boy Wonder (Chris O'Donnell) whose close alliance with Batman led more than a few critics to ponder the series' homoerotic subtext. Dr. Chase Meridian: Last night, at the bank, I noticed something about Two-Face. Then, It will happen this way, you make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey it grows. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Bruce: How about "Dick Grayson, college student"? Edward Nygma: Okay Now I've got it! Edward Nygma: This won't hurt. And now mines comes with the power of yours! Luck! I just saved your life, you owe me. I sent the signal. [As Two-Face and his thugs crash Edward Nygma's party]. And you won't know why. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. But Batman... [gasps] Now, there's a challenge! He is definitely a wacko. I also had to go around the world, because no one wanted another Batman movie. The Riddler: This is your brain on the box. it keeps me safe when I'm jogging at night. It can be exploited. Edward Nygma" (portrayed by Jim Carrey) in "Batman Forever" (1995), a film by Joel Schumacher. Drew Barrymore is in it. Two-Face: We're sick of waiting for you to deliver the Batman, dear boy. I'll *make* you understand. By the way, I've seen your mind. Fred Stickley: What the hell just happened? Stickley's suicide was obviously a computer-generated forgery. As she looks up, Batman then walks away] By the way, do you have a first name, or do we just call you "Bats"? it's your fault!